06/23 2009

A bear, a lion and a pig meet in the forest.

duhtrav:

The bear said, ”If I roar in the forests of North America , the entire forest is shivering with fear.”

The Lion said, ”I roar on the great plains of Africa , the entire savannah is shivering with fear.”

The pig said, “Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet shits itself.”