October 2011
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December 2009
2 posts
"I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl...
alfff:
AKON YOU LYRICAL GENIUS
November 2009
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October 2009
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September 2009
6 posts
“Rollerblading is the gayest looking thing you can do, you could have sex with...”
– Ross Noble (via travors)
August 2009
9 posts
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said,” I think that I’ll drink...”
– Calvin & Hobbes (via hunsonisgroovy)
July 2009
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June 2009
12 posts
A bear, a lion and a pig meet in the forest.
duhtrav:
The bear said, ”If I roar in the forests of North America , the entire forest is shivering with fear.”
The Lion said, ”I roar on the great plains of Africa , the entire savannah is shivering with fear.”
The pig said, “Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet shits itself.”
fleetfootedfox:
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May 2009
12 posts
“I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with...”
– Dwight Schrute (via crazyonyou)
i love Dwight.
(via thewarindrew)
“I tell you what, we are going to this party, because I’m trying to picture this...”
– Bernard Black (via inky)